wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
fortnight is a word used in america
by people who know about it from reading books not from America
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.


